You receive a
phone call from your two best friends. 'Hey, we’ve done something terribly
wrong and need your help. We can’t talk about it over the phone. Please meet us
at the spot where we made our pact back in high school. You know the place.'
Nervously, you grab your coat and car keys.
Squelching the doldrums of
Spring Break was no easy task. Left
incapacitated by a viral infection from earlier in the month, my options of afternoon
entertainment were restricted to watching The
Ellen DeGeneres Show with the decontaminated remote control in a Zip-Lock
baggie or seeing how far I could run around my neighborhood before my sickly
stomach upchucked whatever it contained.
I chose the former, letting the slick plastic container slide and
crinkle to the floor, my arms hanging limp.
I managed to convince my guilty conscience that I would only get sicker
from being exposed to the elements. My
vision blurred and my thoughts drifted to the solar warmth that radiated off my
German Shepard when he came through his doggie-door after a long siesta in the
summer sun.
Summer. Only seven months ago I was sitting on the
porch of my Senior Week house in Ocean City, Maryland waiting for the rusted-out
grill to singe all the bacteria off the hamburgers that were soon to accompany
my breakfast of three beers in a 7-Eleven Big Gulp. It was the best four days of my life and the
perfect Segway between the giant circle-jerk that was the second semester of
high school and the wet t-shirt contest that was Penn State summer
session.
On day four I began to see
our group falling apart, half our house’s male population falling prey to the
overwhelming amount of liquor and lack of adult supervision. A majority of our school was down the shore
within a mile radius warranting flocks of our compadres gathering each
night. Our friend’s birthday came and my
best friend Troy was beyond blackout drunk but still forging his way through the
haze. Too intoxicated to find his own
way to the party he enlisted the help of our friend Pete, who I’d warned
earlier in the day that Troy’s drinking had become a problem. After pleas from the house’s girls and my
shouting after them, they disappeared from view around the corner. That was the last time I saw Troy in perfect
health, if you could call it that.
Tending to our other friend Rob, who was babbling drunkenly on his
bottom bunk we got a garbled call from one of the party house’s occupants, “…ambulance
pulled up…shit-housed…Pete ran off…” I
punched a hole in the drywall next to the bed, “How the FUCK could this
happen? I’m going to find Pete and kick
the shit out of him!” I ran out the back
door to find the rat sitting in the driver’s seat of our van. Seeing my eyes bulging out of my head, he
quickly fumbled with the car’s automatic lock.
I hit the side of the mom-mobile at top speed, denting the side. Flecks of spittle coated the window, “You
motherfucker, you left him! You’re dead!”
I snapped out of my daze
in a giggle to my dog’s wet nose vacuuming the inside of my ear, one of my favorite
childhood sensations. I looked at my
phone to find 2 NEW VOICEMAILS flashing across the screen, hitting redial. Troy’s voice crackled over the speaker, “Hey,
we’ve done something terribly wrong and need your help. We can’t talk about it
over the phone. Please meet us at the spot where we made our pact back in high
school. You know the place.”
My nerves on edge, I grab
my keys and coat and hop in my soccer-mom van, still dented on the side. I pull up to the disc golf course separating
our suburb from the downtown area and wait for a sign of motion. There’s crunching behind me and I spin to
find Troy and Rob. “We came by to check
on the body…the hole’s been dug up…we have to leave town.”
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